YOU SAID:
I will eat you num num num
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたに数を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat you a few
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたにいくつか食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat you some
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたにいくつかを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat you some
That didn't even make that much sense in English.