YOU SAID:
I will eat you gurgle
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを食べるぐぐぐぐぐぐぐぐ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm eating you. I'm eating you.
INTO JAPANESE
食べちゃうよ食べちゃうよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm gonna eat it. I'm gonna eat it.
INTO JAPANESE
私はそれを食べるつもりです。私はそれを食べるつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it.
INTO JAPANESE
私はそれを食べるつもりです。私はそれを食べるつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm going to eat it. I'm going to eat it.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.