YOU SAID:
I will eat the taco if the shape of its mother is not triagular
INTO JAPANESE
タコスの母の形が三角じゃないと食べちゃう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the shape of the taco mother isn't triangular, I'll eat it
INTO JAPANESE
タコスマザーの形が三角じゃなかったら食べちゃう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the taco mother wasn't triangular, I'd eat it
INTO JAPANESE
タコスマザーが三角じゃなかったら食べたのに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the taco mother wasn't triangular, I would have eaten it
INTO JAPANESE
タコスマザーが三角じゃなかったら食べてたのに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the taco mother wasn't triangular, I would have eaten it
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