YOU SAID:
I will eat my own Phlegm
INTO JAPANESE
自分のたんを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
eat my own phlegm
INTO JAPANESE
自分のたんを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
eat your own phlegm
INTO JAPANESE
自分のたんを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
eat your own phlegm
That didn't even make that much sense in English.