YOU SAID:
I will eat Jesus’s heart in the presence of president from our church
INTO JAPANESE
私たちの教会から大統領の前でイエスの心臓を食べる、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
From our Church in front of the President eats the heart of Jesus,
INTO JAPANESE
社長の前で私たちの教会からは、イエスの心をむしばむ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In front of the President eats the heart of Jesus from our Church
INTO JAPANESE
社長の前で私たちの教会からイエスの心をむしばむ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In front of the President eats the heart of Jesus from our Church
That didn't even make that much sense in English.