YOU SAID:
I will eat a rock if i get 1000 votes
INTO JAPANESE
私は1000票を得る場合、私は岩を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat rocks if I get 1000 votes
INTO JAPANESE
私は1000票を得る場合、私は岩を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat rocks if I get 1000 votes
Come on, you can do better than that.