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YOU SAID:

I will eat a moldy pickle if a bird poops on my windshield today

INTO JAPANESE

今日フロントガラスに鳥の糞があったらカビの生えたピクルスを食べるよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If there's bird poop on my windshield today, I'll eat a moldy pickle.

INTO JAPANESE

もし今日フロントガラスに鳥の糞があったら、カビの生えたピクルスを食べるよ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I saw bird poop on my windshield today, I'd eat a moldy pickle.

INTO JAPANESE

もし今日フロントガラスに鳥の糞が付いているのを見たら、カビの生えたピクルスを食べるでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I saw bird droppings on my windshield today, I would eat a moldy pickle.

INTO JAPANESE

もし今日フロントガラスに鳥の糞が落ちていたら、カビの生えたピクルスを食べてしまうだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I saw bird poop on my windshield today, I'd probably eat a moldy pickle.

INTO JAPANESE

もし今日フロントガラスに鳥の糞が付いているのを見たら、私はおそらくカビの生えたピクルスを食べるでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I saw bird poop on my windshield today, I'd probably eat a moldy pickle.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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