YOU SAID:

I will eat a dead bunny if a hairy spider crawls up my nose

INTO JAPANESE

毛むくじゃらのクモが私の鼻を這い上がったら、私は死んだバニーを食べるだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If a hairy spider crawls up my nose, I'll eat a dead bunny

INTO JAPANESE

毛むくじゃらのクモが私の鼻を這うなら、私は死んだバニーを食べるだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If a hairy spider crawls my nose, I'll eat a dead bunny

INTO JAPANESE

毛むくじゃらのクモが私の鼻を這うなら、私は死んだバニーを食べるだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If a hairy spider crawls my nose, I'll eat a dead bunny