YOU SAID:
I will do it if you bring me cake and give me a massage
INTO JAPANESE
場合はケーキを持ってきて、私にマッサージを与えるそれを行います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have cake, does it give me massage
INTO JAPANESE
ケーキがあれば、それは与える私マッサージ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have the cake, it will give me massage
INTO JAPANESE
ケーキがあれば、それは私のマッサージを与える
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have the cake, it gives my massage
INTO JAPANESE
ケーキがあれば、それは私のマッサージを与える
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have the cake, it gives my massage
That didn't even make that much sense in English.