YOU SAID:
i will die by a frog smothering me with a can of chicken noodle soup
INTO JAPANESE
私はチキンヌードルスープの缶で私を窒息させるカエルによって死ぬでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will die by a frog that will choke me on chicken noodle soup can
INTO JAPANESE
私はチキンヌードルスープ缶に私を窒息させるカエルによって死ぬでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will die by a frog that will choke me on chicken noodle soup can
That didn't even make that much sense in English.