YOU SAID:
I WILL CRY AND PEE MY PANTS
INTO JAPANESE
泣いてパンツをおしっこします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crying and peeing pants
INTO JAPANESE
泣いておしっこパンツ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crying pee pants
INTO JAPANESE
泣いているおしっこパンツ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crying pee pants
That didn't even make that much sense in English.