YOU SAID:
I will crash your wedding if you don't marry me
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私と結婚しなかったら、あなたの結婚式を台無しにするよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't marry me, I'll ruin your wedding
INTO JAPANESE
私と結婚しないなら、あなたの結婚式を台無しにするよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't marry me, I'll ruin your wedding
That didn't even make that much sense in English.