YOU SAID:
I will contract norovirus if that’s what it takes to eat burritos from chipotle.
INTO JAPANESE
それを取るなら 独房に監禁する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will lock you in a cell if that's what it takes.
INTO JAPANESE
それを取るなら 独房に監禁する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will lock you in a cell if that's what it takes.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.