YOU SAID:
I will conkerize you so badly, my beautiful pizza
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたをひどく傷つけます、私の美しいピザ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i hurt you so bad my beautiful pizza
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたをひどく傷つけました 私の美しいピザ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i hurt you so bad my beautiful pizza
That didn't even make that much sense in English.