YOU SAID:
I will conkerize you madly, my beautiful pizza
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを狂ったように魅了します、私の美しいピザ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will fascinate you like crazy, my beautiful pizza
INTO JAPANESE
私は狂ったようにあなたを魅了します、私の美しいピザ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will fascinate you like crazy, my beautiful pizza
That didn't even make that much sense in English.