YOU SAID:
i will come to your house and eat your shower curtain
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの家に来てシャワーカーテンを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I come to your house and eat the shower curtain
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの家に来てシャワーカーテンを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I come to your house and eat the shower curtain
You've done this before, haven't you.