YOU SAID:
I will buy you seven hundred thousand bananas if and only if the president decides
INTO JAPANESE
大統領が決断すれば、私はあなたに70万本のバナナを買う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the president makes the decision, I will buy you 700,000 bananas.
INTO JAPANESE
大統領が決定すれば、私はあなたにバナナを70万本買ってあげます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the president makes the decision, I will buy you 700,000 bananas.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.