YOU SAID:
I will blow up russia if anyone gets anywhere near columbia
INTO JAPANESE
もし誰かがコロンビアの近くにどこかに着いたら、私はロシアを爆破するだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If someone gets anywhere near Colombia, I'll blow up Russia.
INTO JAPANESE
もし誰かがコロンビアの近くにいたら、私はロシアを爆破するだろう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If anyone was near Colombia, I would blow up Russia.
INTO JAPANESE
もし誰かがコロンビアの近くにいたら、私はロシアを爆破するだろう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If anyone was near Colombia, I would blow up Russia.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
