YOU SAID:

I will blow up russia if anyone gets anywhere near columbia

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もし誰かがコロンビアの近くにどこかに着いたら、私はロシアを爆破するだろう

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If someone gets anywhere near Colombia, I'll blow up Russia.

INTO JAPANESE

もし誰かがコロンビアの近くにいたら、私はロシアを爆破するだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If anyone was near Colombia, I would blow up Russia.

INTO JAPANESE

もし誰かがコロンビアの近くにいたら、私はロシアを爆破するだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If anyone was near Colombia, I would blow up Russia.