YOU SAID:
i will beat my meat watching your mother having a stroke
INTO JAPANESE
お母さんが脳卒中をしているのを見て肉を叩きます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit the meat to see mom have a stroke
INTO JAPANESE
お母さんが脳卒中をしているのを見るために肉を打つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit the meat to see mom have a stroke
That didn't even make that much sense in English.