YOU SAID:
I will be committing arson on your mom’s house
INTO JAPANESE
お母さんの家に放火します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Set fire to mom's house
INTO JAPANESE
お母さんの家に火をつける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ignite mom's house
INTO JAPANESE
お母さんの家に火をつける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ignite mom's house
That didn't even make that much sense in English.