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I went to the store to buy grape soda and buffalo wings but all i ended up getting were monster condoms for my magnum dong

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私はブドウソーダとバッファローの翼を買うために店に行きましたが、私が得たすべては私のマグナムドンのためのモンスターコンドームでした

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I went to the store to buy grape soda and buffalo wings, but all I got was a monster condom for my Magnum don

INTO JAPANESE

私はブドウソーダとバッファローの翼を買うために店に行きましたが、私が得たのはマグナムドンのモンスターコンドームだけです

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I went to the store to buy grape soda and buffalo wings, but all I got was a monster condom in Magnumdon

INTO JAPANESE

私はブドウソーダとバッファローの翼を買うために店に行きましたが、私が得たのはマグナムドンのモンスターコンドームだけです

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I went to the store to buy grape soda and buffalo wings, but all I got was a monster condom in Magnumdon