YOU SAID:

I went to the store for chips but got a cat instead and it had a lot of boogers so I tricked a doctor into thinking it had swine flu and shipped it off to Belarus on a boat full of the chips I went to get at the store

INTO JAPANESE

ポテトチップスを買いに店に行ったのですが、代わりに猫を飼っていて、鼻くそが多かったので、医者を騙して豚インフルエンザだと思い込ませ、店に行ったポテトチップスがいっぱい入ったボートでベラルーシに送りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the store to buy potato chips, but instead I had a cat and had a lot of boogers, so I tricked the doctor into thinking that I had swine flu and went to the store on a boat full of potato chips. I sent it to Belarus.

INTO JAPANESE

ポテトチップスを買いに店に行ったのですが、猫がいて鼻くそが多かったので、医者に豚インフルエンザだと思わせて、ポテトチップスがいっぱい入ったボートに乗って店に行きました。ベラルーシに送りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the store to buy potato chips, but I had a cat and had a lot of boogers, so I made the doctor think that I had swine flu and went to the store on a boat full of potato chips. I sent it to Belarus.

INTO JAPANESE

ポテトチップスを買いに店に行ったのですが、猫がいて鼻くそが多かったので、豚インフルエンザだと思ってポテトチップスがいっぱい入った船に乗って店に行きました。ベラルーシに送りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the store to buy potato chips, but I had a cat and had a lot of boogers, so I thought it was swine flu and went to the store on a boat full of potato chips. I sent it to Belarus.

INTO JAPANESE

ポテトチップスを買いに店に行ったのですが、猫がいて鼻くそが多かったので、豚インフルエンザだと思ってポテトチップスがいっぱい入った船に乗って店に行きました。ベラルーシに送りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the store to buy potato chips, but I had a cat and had a lot of boogers, so I thought it was swine flu and went to the store on a boat full of potato chips. I sent it to Belarus.