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i went to the shops on friday because i ran out of goats milk and eggs and then i painted the mona lisa 14 dozen times before eating 56 children and a puppy and threw sushi rolls at a man called bob swergadoodle bruh face john cash money money cash money

INTO JAPANESE

金曜日にヤギの乳と卵がなくなったのでお店に行き、モナリザを14十回描いてから、56人の子供と子犬を食べ、ボブスウェルガドゥードルと呼ばれる男に巻き寿司を投げました。お金

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ran out of goat's milk and eggs on Friday, so I went to the store, drew the Mona Lisa 140 times, ate 56 kids and puppies, and threw sushi rolls at a man called Bob Swellgadoodle. money

INTO JAPANESE

金曜日に山羊の乳と卵がなくなったので、店に行ってモナリザを140回描き、56人の子供と子犬を食べ、ボブ・スウェルガドゥードルという男に巻き寿司を投げました。お金

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ran out of goat's milk and eggs on Friday, so I went to the store to draw the Mona Lisa 140 times, ate 56 kids and puppies, and threw sushi rolls at a man named Bob Swergadoodle. money

INTO JAPANESE

金曜日に山羊の乳と卵がなくなったので、店に行ってモナリザを140回描き、56人の子供と子犬を食べ、ボブ・スヴェルガドゥードルという男に巻き寿司を投げました。お金

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ran out of goat's milk and eggs on Friday, so I went to the store to draw the Mona Lisa 140 times, ate 56 kids and puppies, and threw sushi rolls at a man named Bob Svergadoodle. money

INTO JAPANESE

金曜日に山羊の乳と卵がなくなったので、店に行ってモナリザを140回描き、56人の子供と子犬を食べ、ボブ・スヴェルガドゥードルという男に巻き寿司を投げました。お金

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ran out of goat's milk and eggs on Friday, so I went to the store to draw the Mona Lisa 140 times, ate 56 kids and puppies, and threw sushi rolls at a man named Bob Svergadoodle. money