YOU SAID:

i went to the shops on friday because i ran out of goats milk and eggs and then i painted the mona lisa 14 dozen times before eating 56 children and a puppy and threw sushi rolls at a man called bob

INTO JAPANESE

金曜日に山羊の乳と卵がなくなったのでお店に行き、モナリザを14回塗り、56人の子供と子犬を食べ、ボブという男に巻き寿司を投げました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ran out of goat's milk and eggs on Friday, so I went to the store, applied Mona Lisa 14 times, ate 56 kids and puppies, and threw sushi rolls at a man named Bob.

INTO JAPANESE

金曜日に山羊乳と卵がなくなったので、店に行ってモナリザを14回塗り、56匹の子供と子犬を食べ、ボブという男に巻き寿司を投げました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ran out of goat milk and eggs on Friday, so I went to the store, applied Mona Lisa 14 times, ate 56 kids and puppies, and threw sushi rolls at a man named Bob.

INTO JAPANESE

金曜日に山羊乳と卵がなくなったので、店に行ってモナリザを14回塗り、56匹の子供と子犬を食べ、ボブという男に巻き寿司を投げました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I ran out of goat milk and eggs on Friday, so I went to the store, applied Mona Lisa 14 times, ate 56 kids and puppies, and threw sushi rolls at a man named Bob.