YOU SAID:

i went to the shops and fingered your mum and she sharted on my finger

INTO JAPANESE

私はお店に行き、あなたのお母さんを指差し、彼女は私の指に傷ついた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the shop and pointed to your mother and she got hurt on my finger

INTO JAPANESE

私は店に行って、あなたのお母さんを指差して、彼女は私の指に怪我をしました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the store and pointed to your mom and she got hurt on my finger

INTO JAPANESE

私は店に行って、あなたのお母さんを指差して、彼女は私の指に怪我をしました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the store and pointed to your mom and she got hurt on my finger