YOU SAID:
I went to the KFC to get five bucks of children then I went home to feed my cat who died four years ago. Then I ate my cat. Dead.
INTO JAPANESE
私は5ドルの子供を得るためにKFCに行き、4年前に亡くなった猫に餌を与えるために家に帰りました。それから私は猫を食びました。死者。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to KFC to get a $5 kid and went home to feed a cat that died four years ago. Then I ate a cat. deceased.
INTO JAPANESE
私は5ドルの子供を得るためにKFCに行き、4年前に死んだ猫に餌を与えるために家に帰りました。それから私は猫を食びました。死者。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to KFC to get a $5 kid and went home four years ago to feed a dead cat. Then I ate a cat. deceased.
INTO JAPANESE
私は5ドルの子供を得るためにKFCに行き、死んだ猫を養うために4年前に家に帰りました。それから私は猫を食びました。死者。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to KFC to get a $5 kid and went home four years ago to feed a dead cat. Then I ate a cat. deceased.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.