YOU SAID:
i went to the beach and saw this really hot crab and i was like "hey crab, wanna come back to my hobo hut?" and he shut me down because he has a wife and family and i said that's okay I respect you and what you choose to do with your life
INTO JAPANESE
私はビーチに行って、この本当に熱いカニを見ました、そして、私は「ねえカニ、私のホーボー小屋に戻りたいのですか?」のようでしたそして、彼は妻と家族を持っているので私を締め切りました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to the beach and saw this really hot crab and I was like "Hey crab, do you want to return to my hobo hut?" And he got a wife and a family Have closed me.
INTO JAPANESE
私はビーチに行って、この本当に熱いカニを見ました、そして、私は「ねえカニ、あなたは私のホーボー小屋に戻りたいですか?」のようでした。そして彼は妻と家族を私に閉じた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to the beach and saw this really hot crab, and I was like, "Hey crab, do you want to return to my hobo cabin?". And he closed his wife and family to me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は浜に行き、この本当に熱いカニを見ました、そして、私は「ねえカニ、あなたは私のホボキャビンに戻りたいですか?」のようでした。そして彼は妻と家族を私に閉じた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to the beach and saw this really hot crab and I was like "Hey crab, do you want to return to my hobo cabin?". And he closed his wife and family to me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は浜辺に行って、この本当に熱いカニを見ました、そして、私は「ねえカニ、あなたは私のHoboキャビンに戻りたいですか?」のようでした。そして彼は妻と家族を私に閉じた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to the beach and saw this really hot crab, and I was like, "Hey crab, do you want to return to my Hobo cabin?". And he closed his wife and family to me.
INTO JAPANESE
私は浜辺に行って、この本当に熱いカニを見ました、そして、私は「ねえカニ、あなたは私のHoboキャビンに戻りたいですか?」のようでした。そして彼は妻と家族を私に閉じた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to the beach and saw this really hot crab, and I was like, "Hey crab, do you want to return to my Hobo cabin?". And he closed his wife and family to me.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.