YOU SAID:

I went to the bar, and then like, i saw these two whales right, and then one of them was like auIUAUGughuhguhUGHUHGHGH and then the other one was like: go home steve, you're drunk.

INTO JAPANESE

バーに行って、2頭のクジラが正しく見えたので、そのうちの1頭はauIUAUGughuhguhUGHUHGHGHのようで、もう1頭は次のようなものでした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the bar and two whales looked right, so one of them looked like auIUAUGughuhguhUGHUHGHGH and the other looked like this:

INTO JAPANESE

私はバーに行き、2頭のクジラは正しく見えたので、1頭はauIUAUGughuhguhUGHUHGHGHのように見え、もう1頭は次のようになりました：

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the bar and the two whales looked right, so one looked like auIUAUGughuhguhUGHUHGHGH and the other looked like this:

INTO JAPANESE

私はバーに行き、2頭のクジラは正しく見えたので、1頭はauIUAUGughuhguhUGHUHGHGHのように見え、もう1頭は次のようになりました：

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to the bar and the two whales looked right, so one looked like auIUAUGughuhguhUGHUHGHGH and the other looked like this: