YOU SAID:
I went to school today and it sucked big hairy ballsacks
INTO JAPANESE
今日は学校に行って、大きな毛むくじゃらのサックを吸いました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to school today and sucked a big hairy sack
INTO JAPANESE
今日は学校に行って大きな毛むくじゃらの袋を吸いました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to school today and sucked a big hairy bag
INTO JAPANESE
今日は学校に行って大きな毛むくじゃらの袋を吸いました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to school today and sucked a big hairy bag
You've done this before, haven't you.