YOU SAID:
i Went to my house and fell down the stairs on a cat in a car
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の家に行き、車の中の猫は階段から落ちた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to my house and cat in the car, fell down the stairs
INTO JAPANESE
私は、私の家に行って車で猫、階段から落ちて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to my home, in the car falling from the cat, stairs
INTO JAPANESE
猫、階段から落ちてくる車で私の家に行きました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to my house in the car falling from the stairs, the cat
INTO JAPANESE
猫、階段から落ちてくる車で私の家に行きました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to my house in the car falling from the stairs, the cat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.