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I went to eat a zebra, and then i ate a goat, i pooped a lot and made a mess and now im just afloat

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私はシマウマを食べに行き、その後、私はヤギを食べた、私はたくさんうんちをして混乱を作り、今私はただ浮かぶ

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I went to eat zebras and then I ate goats, I pooed a lot and made a mess and now I just float

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私はシマウマを食べに行き、その後、私はヤギを食べた、私はたくさんうんちをして混乱を作り、今私はただ浮かぶ

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I went to eat zebras and then I ate goats, I pooed a lot and made a mess and now I just float