YOU SAID:
I went to a party and I got drunk, then I got into anime and was on crack
INTO JAPANESE
パーティーに行ったと俺は酔って、キャラクターに入った亀裂にされ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to a party and got drunk, and cracking in the anime
INTO JAPANESE
私はパーティーに行って、酔ってとアニメの割れを得た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I went to a party and drunk of the anime crack got
INTO JAPANESE
パーティに行ったし、キャラクター亀裂の飲酒を得た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Went to a party and got a crack character drunk
INTO JAPANESE
パーティーに行って、亀裂文字飲酒を得た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Went to a party and got a crack character drunk
That didn't even make that much sense in English.