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I went to a party and got really drunk and a girl asked me if I wanted to go upstairs and when we went up there she hit me with a chandelier, i woke up an hour later and was in a dumpster naked

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パーティーに行って本当に酔っ払って女の子に2階に行きたいかと尋ねられてそこに行くとシャンデリアをぶつけられて1時間後に目を覚まして裸でゴミ箱に入っていた

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I went to a party, and I was really drunk, and the girl asked me if I wanted to go upstairs, and I went there, and I got hit by a chandelier, and I woke up an hour later, and I was naked in the trash.

INTO JAPANESE

パーティーに行って本当に酔っ払っていました女の子が２階に行きたいかと尋ねてそこに行ったらシャンデリアにぶつかって１時間後に目を覚ましゴミ箱に裸で入っていました

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I went to a party, and I was really drunk, and I asked the girl if she wanted to go upstairs, and I went there, and I hit the chandelier, and I woke up an hour later, and I was naked in the trash.

INTO JAPANESE

パーティーに行って酔っ払って２階に行きたいと女の子に尋ねるとそこに行ってシャンデリアをぶつけ１時間後に目を覚ましゴミ箱で裸になっていました

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I went to a party, I got drunk, and I asked the girl to go upstairs, and I went there, and I hit the chandelier, and I woke up an hour later, and I was naked in the trash.

INTO JAPANESE

パーティーに行って酔っ払って女の子に２階に行ってもらってそこに行ってシャンデリアをぶつけて１時間後に目が覚めてゴミ箱に裸で入っていました

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I went to a party, I got drunk, and I had a girl go upstairs, and I went up there, and I hit the chandelier, and an hour later, I woke up, and I was naked in the trash.

INTO JAPANESE

パーティーに行って酔っ払って女の子に上に行ってもらってそこに上がってシャンデリアにぶつかって１時間後目が覚めて裸になってゴミ箱に入っていました

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I went to a party, I got drunk, I had a girl go upstairs, I went up there, I hit the chandelier, I woke up an hour later, I was naked and I was in the trash.

INTO JAPANESE

パーティーに行って酔っぱらって女の子が二階に行って上に行ってシャンデリアにぶつかって一時間後に目が覚めて裸になってゴミ箱に入っていました

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I went to a party, I got drunk, and a girl went upstairs, and she hit the chandelier, and an hour later, she woke up, she was naked, and she was in the trash.

INTO JAPANESE

パーティーに行って酔っ払って女の子が２階に上がってシャンデリアにぶつかって１時間後目が覚めて裸になってゴミ箱に入っていました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to a party, I got drunk, a girl went upstairs, hit the chandelier, woke up an hour later, was naked, and was in the trash.

INTO JAPANESE

パーティーに行って酔っ払って女の子が２階に行ってシャンデリアにぶつかって１時間後に目が覚めて裸になってゴミ箱にいた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I went to a party, I got drunk, a girl went upstairs, hit the chandelier, and an hour later, I woke up naked in the trash.

INTO JAPANESE

パーティーに行って酔っ払って女の子が２階に行ってシャンデリアにぶつかって１時間後ゴミ箱で裸になって目を覚ましました

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I went to a party, I got drunk, a girl went upstairs, hit the chandelier, and an hour later, I woke up naked in the trash.