YOU SAID:
I went on a date with your mother and porked her.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの母親と一緒にデートをして、彼女に豚をかけた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I had a date with your mother and put a pig on her.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのお母さんと誕生日を持ち、彼女に豚を入れました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a birthday with your mother and put her in her.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの母親と誕生日を持ち、彼女を彼女の中に入れます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a birthday with your mother and put her in her.
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