YOU SAID:
i went into a bar and the bar said hi how are you right now?
INTO JAPANESE
私はバーに入った、そしてバーはこんにちはと言った今お元気ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I entered the bar, and the bar said hello, how are you now?
INTO JAPANESE
私はバーに入った、そしてバーはこんにちはと言った、お元気ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I entered the bar, and the bar said hello, how are you?
INTO JAPANESE
私はバーに入った、そしてバーはこんにちはと言った、お元気ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I entered the bar, and the bar said hello, how are you?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.