YOU SAID:
I wear shoes on my feet, and a hat on my head
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の頭に私の足と帽子の靴を着用します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wear the shoes on my feet and hat on my head.
INTO JAPANESE
私の頭の上、靴が自分の足と帽子を着用します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Over my head, wear shoes on their feet and hat.
INTO JAPANESE
私の頭では、靴が自分の足と帽子を着用します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In my head, shoes wear hats with their feet.
INTO JAPANESE
私の頭の中は、靴は自分の足で帽子を着用します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In my head, the shoes will wear a hat with my own feet.
INTO JAPANESE
私の頭の中では、靴は自分の足で帽子をかぶっています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In my head, shoes are wearing a hat with my feet.
INTO JAPANESE
私の頭の中で、靴は私の足で帽子をかぶっています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In my head, my shoes are wearing my hat on my feet.
INTO JAPANESE
私の頭の中で、私の靴は私の足に私の帽子をかぶっています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In my head, my shoes are wearing my hat on my foot.
INTO JAPANESE
私の頭の中で、私の靴は私の足に私の帽子をかぶっています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In my head, my shoes are wearing my hat on my foot.
That's deep, man.