YOU SAID:
I watched an owl take a dump inside a train going towards a random cactus
INTO JAPANESE
私はフクロウがランダムなサボテンに向かって行く列車の中でダンプを取るのを見ました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I saw an owl take a dump on a train going towards a random cactus
INTO JAPANESE
私はフクロウがランダムなサボテンに向かって行く列車でダンプを取るのを見た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I saw an owl take a dump on a train going towards a random cactus
You should move to Japan!