YOU SAID:

i was well sloshed last night, nearly chundered on your shoes

INTO JAPANESE

私は昨夜よく寝ていた、あなたの靴でほとんどむちゃくちゃになった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I slept well last night, almost messed up with your shoes

INTO JAPANESE

私は昨夜よく寝ました、あなたの靴でほとんど台無しにしました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I slept well last night, almost ruined by your shoes

INTO JAPANESE

私は昨夜よく眠りました、あなたの靴でほとんど台無しにされました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I slept well last night, almost ruined by your shoes