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YOU SAID:

I was wearing a negligee and I got cable for free.

INTO JAPANESE

ネグリジェを着ていた、無料ケーブルを得た。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Got a free cable, was wearing a Nightie.

INTO JAPANESE

フェイスをつけていました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Was wearing the face

INTO JAPANESE

顔を着ていた

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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