YOU SAID:
i was walking to the poo factory when some ducks pooed on me
INTO JAPANESE
私はいくつかのアヒルが私にうんちをしたとき、私はうんち工場に歩いていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was walking to the poo factory when some ducks pooped at me
INTO JAPANESE
私はうんち工場に歩いていたときに、アヒルが私にうんちをした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I was walking to the poop factory, a duck pooed at me
INTO JAPANESE
私がうんち工場に歩いていたとき、アヒルが私にうんちをした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I was walking to the poop factory, a duck pooed at me.
INTO JAPANESE
私がうんち工場に歩いていたとき、アヒルが私にうんちをしました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I was walking to the poop factory, a duck pooed at me.
You should move to Japan!