YOU SAID:
I was two sheets to the wind.
INTO JAPANESE
私は風に向かって二枚寝ていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I slept in two sheets facing the wind.
INTO JAPANESE
私は風に面して2枚のシーツで寝ました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I slept with two sheets facing the wind.
INTO JAPANESE
シーツ2枚を風に面して寝ました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I slept with two sheets facing the wind.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.