YOU SAID:
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a slingshot.
INTO JAPANESE
私は母がパチンコで私を養っていたのでとても醜いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm very ugly because my mother fed me with a slingshot.
INTO JAPANESE
母がパチンコで私を養ってくれたので、私はとても醜いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm very ugly because my mother fed me with a slingshot.
You should move to Japan!