YOU SAID:
I was sitting on the toilet and I had to take a doodie
INTO JAPANESE
私はトイレに座っていたと私はdoodieを飲まなければならなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was sitting in the bathroom and I had to drink doodie
INTO JAPANESE
私はトイレに座っていたと私はdoodieを飲む必要がありました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was sitting in the bathroom and I had to drink doodie
That's deep, man.