YOU SAID:

I was sitting on the toilet and i had to take a doody when the doody hit the water, the water hit my booty

INTO JAPANESE

私はトイレに座っていたと私はdoodyが水に当たったとき、私はdoodyを取らなければならなかった、水が私の戦利品に当たった

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was sitting in the bathroom and I had to take doody when doody hit the water, water hit my loot

INTO JAPANESE

私はトイレに座っていたと私はdoodyが水に当たったときにdoodyを取らなければならなかった、水が私の戦利品を打った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was sitting in the bathroom and I had to take doody when doody hit the water, water hit my loot