YOU SAID:
I was singing to myself one day and then this middle-aged white naked man namedジョニー came up to me and started dancing like a stripper
INTO JAPANESE
ある日、私が独り言を歌っていたら、ジョニーという名前の裸の中年白人男性が近づいてきて、ストリッパーのように踊り始めました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day, I was singing to myself when a naked middle-aged white man named Johnny approached me and started dancing like a stripper.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日、私が独り言を歌っていると、ジョニーという名前の裸の中年白人男性が私に近づいてきて、ストリッパーのように踊り始めました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day, while I was singing to myself, a naked middle-aged white man named Johnny approached me and started dancing like a stripper.
INTO JAPANESE
ある日、私が独り言を歌っていると、ジョニーという名前の裸の中年白人男性が私に近づき、ストリッパーのように踊り始めました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One day, while I was singing to myself, a naked middle-aged white man named Johnny approached me and started dancing like a stripper.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.