YOU SAID:

I was raped by a can of chips

INTO JAPANESE

私はチップが犯されました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was raped the chip.

INTO JAPANESE

私が犯されたチップ。

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The chips were committed, I.

INTO JAPANESE

チップがコミットされた私。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My tip has been committed.

INTO JAPANESE

私のヒントは、コミットされています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My tip has been committed.