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I was pooping when I heard a noise a stange noise I got up even thought I wasn't done and investigated it was a strange man peeing on my couch, I cried, true story

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うんちしてたら物音変な物音終わってないのに起きて調べたら変な男がソファでおしっこしてて泣いた本当の話

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When I was pooping, there was a strange noise Even though it wasn't over

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うんちしてたら変な音がして終わってないのに

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When I poop, it makes a strange sound and it's not over

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うんちすると変な音がして終わらない

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When I poop, it makes a strange sound and doesn't stop

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うんちをすると変な音がして止まらない

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I can't stop making weird sounds when I poop

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うんちをすると変な音が止まらない

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I can't stop making weird sounds when I poop