YOU SAID:
I was persuaded to go and stab someone's face and hind quarters.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、誰かの顔と後ろの四分の一を突き刺すように説得されました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was persuaded to penetrate someone's face and the back quarter.
INTO JAPANESE
私は誰かの顔とその後ろの四半期に侵入するよう説得されました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was persuaded to invade someone's face and the quarter behind it.
INTO JAPANESE
私は誰かの顔とその背後の四分の一を侵略するよう説得されました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was persuaded to invade someone's face and a quarter behind it.
INTO JAPANESE
私は誰かの顔とその背後にある4分の1に侵入するよう説得されました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was persuaded to invade someone's face and a quarter behind it.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.