YOU SAID:
I was looking out the window when a cat crashed into it and turned each shard into a puppy.
INTO JAPANESE
猫それに墜落し、子犬に各シャードを回したとき、ウィンドウを探していた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat was looking for when the puppy turned each shard, and crashed it into the window.
That's deep, man.