YOU SAID:

I was kicked a racoon's face clean off its body, what it was doing there I don't know faces are meant to be on heads not bodies

INTO JAPANESE

蹴られたタヌキの顔をきれいにやっていたその体が私は顔されることなく体の頭の上がを知らない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A raccoon dog was kicked in the face was doing nicely I face without being on the head of the body that do not know

INTO JAPANESE

タヌキを蹴られた顔はうまくやっているかわからない体の頭でなくてと向き合います

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Head of the body do not know face kicked the raccoon dog is doing well and not face

INTO JAPANESE

体の頭かわからない顔蹴ったたぬきと直面しないって

BACK INTO ENGLISH

We do not face the Tanuki kicked the head of body or facial don't know and

INTO JAPANESE

蹴った狸に直面していない我々 の体や顔の頭がわからないと

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And you don't know we not face the Tanuki kicked the body and face head

INTO JAPANESE

体と顔の頭を蹴った我々 ない狸の顔がわからない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

We kicked the head of body and face no Tanuki face do not know

INTO JAPANESE

私たちは体と顔のないタヌキ顔がわからない頭を蹴った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

We kicked the head of body and face no Tanuki face do not know